the woman from North Carolina who changed her name from Jennifer Thornburg to CutoutDissection.com? Fer reaaal. She's protesting dead animals being used for dissection in high school biology classes. OMG.
the soccer mom from Pennsylvania whose concealed weapon permit was reinstated. Hopefully her daughter's team will ALWAYS win!
the fact that 36% of Atlanta police academy graduates have criminal records
the Fisher-Price dolls in Oklahoma who coo, "Satan is king" and "Islam is the light." Recalls, recalls.
the San Diego store opened exclusively for customers to smash china, glasses, etc., to express their rage over the economic crisis. The price to smash? $50.
the Canadian man challenging having to pay child support because he insists he was asleep when his ex-girlfriend conceived his child. His story is that he was visiting her and awoke to find her having sex with him. Wet dreams, anyone?
I'm done.
(sigh)
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