Tuesday, August 19, 2008

HOW-TO (and other) BOOKS I WANNA WRITE






(sigh)

How to Persuade a Grown Son or Daughter to Take Your Advice (Showcasing Your Old Home Movies)

Sylvia Plath's Humor: An Interpretive Guide

How to Find Mr. Right (The Promise of Psychic Readings)

Reducing the Number of Pink Ties in San Francisco (A Guide to Cross Dressing in the Castro)

The Nuances of Sexual Karioke

Spank Him Like He's Your Bitch (A Guide to Successful Cohabitation)
I think the last one is my best chance for a best seller.
(sigh)

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