Monday, July 21, 2008

TOP 10 GIFTS FOR BARACK OBAMA

(sigh)

10. Latest tips for dissing John McCain

9. Most recent accounting of campaign funds donated to Hillary

8. How to Pray for Your Wife - a 31-Day Guide by Mark Weathers

7. Flag pin

6. Dates and events where wearing of flag pin is indicated

5. List of New Yorker magazine cartoonists (as in "hit" list)

4. Cheat list words to our national anthem

3. Rosetta Stone language-learning program (You pick WHICH language, Barack.)

2. Bill Clinton's advice on how to steer clear once and for all of those trouble-making
folks from your past

1. Confronting Reality by Larry Bossidy

(sigh)

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