FRACTURED NURSERY RHYMES

(sigh)

BARACK OBAMA

Barack be nimble,
Barack be quick,
Barack jump over Michelle's big stick.
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Both Obamas went up the hill
To take the oath of office.
Barack fell down
But Michelle's right there
Fist tapping.
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Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yessir, Yessir, three bags full.
One for the master (me)
One for the dame (Michelle)
And one for the welfare folks
Who live down the lane.

JOHN MCCAIN

Wee Little Johnny
Runs through the town
Upstairs, downstairs,
In his night gown.
Rapping at the windows
Crying through the locks
Are there any votes for me?
Some?
Any?
One?
None?

HILLARY CLINTON

The queen of hearts,
She earned some votes,
All on a summer's day.
The knave of hearts,
He stole those votes,
And took them clean away.
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Little Miss Hillary
Sat on a pillory
Eating her words away.
Along came Obama
And sat down beside her.
Oops!

JOHN EDWARDS

John and Reille went up the hill,
Each with a buck and a quarter.
She came down with two and a half.
Think they went up for water?

(sigh)