DIXIESPEAK

After a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a New Jersey suburb, a fellow passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the country.


"It was difficult at first," the man replied, "but it's a lot better since I got myself a paramour."


The passenger was astonished. "A paramour?" he said. "Does your wife know?"


"Sure," said the Southerner. "She doesn't care how I cut the grass."


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