Saturday, March 15, 2008

THE TOILET SEAT WAR

(sigh)

OK, local folks who read this blog probably saw the recent article in the local paper about the woman who had sat so long on the toilet that her skin had attached itself to it. Her boyfriend indicated she had been sitting on the toilet for months out of fear of leaving the bathroom. A rescue team had to extricate the woman and toilet seat from the toilet itself, after which she was taken to a hospital where medical staff removed the seat from her tush. This woman needs more than seat-removal attention -- she is in dire need of therapy.

The sad thing?

Folks like this V O T E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (But in her case, it would have to have been by absentee ballot!)

(sigh)

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