DEAR ANN LANDERS

December 1965
Dear Ann Landers:
I've been married two weeks and our "bedroom" life is wonderful. Please advise all your readers how wonderful marriage is.
Blissful in Boise

June 1966
Dear Ann Landers:
After 6 months of marriage, our "bedroom" life is amazing. Please advise all your readers how wonderful marriage is.
More than Blissful in Boise

June 1967
Dear Ann Landers:
Our first bundle of joy has arrived, thanks to our continuing "bedroom" connection. Advise readers marriage and parenthood are great.
Banged in Boise

December 1975
Dear Ann Landers:
After 10 years of marriage, things are slowing down in the bedroom. The three oldest kids are running me ragged and the twins still need two feedings a night. My breasts need to be put back where they belong.
Betty in Boise

December 1985
Dear Ann Landers:
Twenty years with this guy. I think he's "straying." Sex ain't what it used to be. As a matter of fact, sex ain't.
Boise

December 1995
Dear Ann Landers:
Thirty freakin' years. You'd think he'd get it on once a year or so.
Bonkers in Boise

December 2005
Dear Ann Landers:
Forty years is all I can do. Divorce final next week.
Battling in Boise

December 2006
Dear Ann Landers:
Met a great guy, sex is great. Please advise all your readers how wonderful being single is.
Bodacious in Boise

Dear Boise:
In anticipation of what's to come, quitcher bitchin' and buy yourself a battery-operated toy. They don't "stray," snore, scratch inappropriate places or talk back. Enjoy.
Ann Landers