(sigh)
Uche Echefu
Urule Igbavboa
Gani Lawal
Alade Aminu
Tunji Soroye
Pau Geli
Daye Kaba
Joonas Suotamo
Laurynas Mikalauskas
Damir Suljagic
Karolis Petrukonis
Martynas Pocius
Esmir Rizvic
and last but not least.....
Idong Ibok
Exotic drinks? Foreign politicos? Nope.
All NCAA basketball players.
Can you hear it now? "Set the pick, Idong!"
"No illegal screens, Urule!"
(sigh)
Monday, December 31, 2007
Saturday, December 15, 2007
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED
(LOL)
A friend sent me the following and it cracked me up!
Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Merry Christmas, Everybody
A friend sent me the following and it cracked me up!
Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Merry Christmas, Everybody
Saturday, December 08, 2007
DEAR ANN LANDERS
December 1965
Dear Ann Landers:
I've been married two weeks and our "bedroom" life is wonderful. Please advise all your readers how wonderful marriage is.
Blissful in Boise
June 1966
Dear Ann Landers:
After 6 months of marriage, our "bedroom" life is amazing. Please advise all your readers how wonderful marriage is.
More than Blissful in Boise
June 1967
Dear Ann Landers:
Our first bundle of joy has arrived, thanks to our continuing "bedroom" connection. Advise readers marriage and parenthood are great.
Banged in Boise
December 1975
Dear Ann Landers:
After 10 years of marriage, things are slowing down in the bedroom. The three oldest kids are running me ragged and the twins still need two feedings a night. My breasts need to be put back where they belong.
Betty in Boise
December 1985
Dear Ann Landers:
Twenty years with this guy. I think he's "straying." Sex ain't what it used to be. As a matter of fact, sex ain't.
Boise
December 1995
Dear Ann Landers:
Thirty freakin' years. You'd think he'd get it on once a year or so.
Bonkers in Boise
December 2005
Dear Ann Landers:
Forty years is all I can do. Divorce final next week.
Battling in Boise
December 2006
Dear Ann Landers:
Met a great guy, sex is great. Please advise all your readers how wonderful being single is.
Bodacious in Boise
Dear Boise:
In anticipation of what's to come, quitcher bitchin' and buy yourself a battery-operated toy. They don't "stray," snore, scratch inappropriate places or talk back. Enjoy.
Ann Landers
Dear Ann Landers:
I've been married two weeks and our "bedroom" life is wonderful. Please advise all your readers how wonderful marriage is.
Blissful in Boise
June 1966
Dear Ann Landers:
After 6 months of marriage, our "bedroom" life is amazing. Please advise all your readers how wonderful marriage is.
More than Blissful in Boise
June 1967
Dear Ann Landers:
Our first bundle of joy has arrived, thanks to our continuing "bedroom" connection. Advise readers marriage and parenthood are great.
Banged in Boise
December 1975
Dear Ann Landers:
After 10 years of marriage, things are slowing down in the bedroom. The three oldest kids are running me ragged and the twins still need two feedings a night. My breasts need to be put back where they belong.
Betty in Boise
December 1985
Dear Ann Landers:
Twenty years with this guy. I think he's "straying." Sex ain't what it used to be. As a matter of fact, sex ain't.
Boise
December 1995
Dear Ann Landers:
Thirty freakin' years. You'd think he'd get it on once a year or so.
Bonkers in Boise
December 2005
Dear Ann Landers:
Forty years is all I can do. Divorce final next week.
Battling in Boise
December 2006
Dear Ann Landers:
Met a great guy, sex is great. Please advise all your readers how wonderful being single is.
Bodacious in Boise
Dear Boise:
In anticipation of what's to come, quitcher bitchin' and buy yourself a battery-operated toy. They don't "stray," snore, scratch inappropriate places or talk back. Enjoy.
Ann Landers
Saturday, December 01, 2007
MORE PET INSANITY
(sigh)
I'm telling you, this pet stuff has just gotten totally out of hand. Progressive auto insurer has recently added a collision benefit for pets. Nice guys that they are, they will now pay $500 to the insured if their pet is injured or killed in an auto accident. No charge for the benefit either.
(sigh)
I'm telling you, this pet stuff has just gotten totally out of hand. Progressive auto insurer has recently added a collision benefit for pets. Nice guys that they are, they will now pay $500 to the insured if their pet is injured or killed in an auto accident. No charge for the benefit either.
(sigh)
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