(sigh, sigh, sigh)
OK. I've written a couple of times about the craziness we as humans go to as it relates to our pets, but I just never cease to be amazed at how nuts we really are. Forget about the self-cleaning litter boxes or the doggie steps that help those pets climb into bed with us. (ARGH!!!) And even forget about the canine orthodontists, who as far back as 25 years ago were practicing to the tune of annual six-figure incomes (see above left photo for an actual publicly disseminated brochure of "problem" canine teeth.)
Recently I read about (OMG!) canine swimming lessons where, for a tidy sum, you can enroll your dog in these classes. They receive one-on-one instruction, a life jacket to wear, and you receive the award for dimmest bulb in the pack. Canines have a natural ability to dog paddle, but these lessons can "reduce the fear and anxiety associated with a large body of water." OMG again.
Listen, People. Pets are wonderful. They provide companionship and are truly beloved. But THEY ARE ANIMALS, and they don't know diddly squat about why you're tormenting them with orthodontists, nor will they likely benefit from swimming lessons. They may enjoy the time in the water and the attention they receive, but you can do that yourself for a lot less than you'll pay Biff to put on his actor's cap and pretend he cares.
I just wish we were as open minded about the REAL issues in this country and could assume a stance of reason for a change.
(sigh)
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