This blog, brand new today -- October 4, 2005 -- will most likely be a conglomeration of some emotional stuff, some silly stuff, some insightful and possibly philosophical stuff, most definitely some opiniated stuff, and whatever else comes to mind... all not necessarily southern in essence. Hang out with me from time to time and give me your feedback if it's relevant...and maybe even if it's not.
Monday, July 31, 2006
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
A friend in need is a friend I don't need. -- Kevin
1 comment:
Anonymous
said...
I enjoy your writings about your friends. I ran across the below about a true friend. This is truly my idea of a true friend. Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well,here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry ass who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge what is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. "Why?" you may ask, because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
1 comment:
I enjoy your writings about your friends. I ran across the below about a true friend.
This is truly my idea of a true friend. Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that
always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well,here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry ass who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge what is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.
"Why?" you may ask, because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend
will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a
shovel.
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