Monday, July 31, 2006

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

A friend in need is a friend I don't need. -- Kevin

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I enjoy your writings about your friends. I ran across the below about a true friend.
This is truly my idea of a true friend. Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that
always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well,here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry ass who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge what is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.


This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.
"Why?" you may ask, because you are my friend.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend
will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a
shovel.