TEN MEN

(sigh)

I thought at first
I'd erred again,
But then I found
Ten other men.
One was sick,
Another broke.
A third too fond of daily toke.
Number Four picked Partner Bob,
Five and Six wed to their jobs.
Vegas got Number Seven's loot,
Man Number Eight's dogs got the boot.
Nine is lazy and fond of drink,
Another's kids had me at the brink.
All in all, I've found it's best
To be home alone!
I need the rest!

(sigh)

I'm kidding SLIGHTLY here. I'm not home alone very often. (Sorry, ladies, [and Christopher Lowell wannabes], Blogger wouldn't let me upload all ten in one post! And don't I wish they were all this young and buff! LOL)